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Here we are in college. That's me on the left, Rose in the middle, Ryan on the right.  I guess this was... damn, seven years ago? That's insane.

Ryan and I were roommates first year. We didn't like each other much at first. I thought he was uptight (to be fair, he was). He thought I was an arrogant prick (to be fair, I was).

But I realized he's also one of the nicest people I've ever met, and he realized that on occasion I'm not an arrogant prick. We were roommates every year after that.

Rose came into the picture Sophomore year when Ryan met her at some fru fru charity event, making omelets or some shit, I don't remember. I liked her immediately. It became our goal to get Ryan piss drunk by the end of semester. 

We succeeded.

The three of us were inseparable for the rest of college.

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College Pic


Here we are in college. That's me on the left, Rose in the middle, Ryan on the right.  I guess this was... damn, seven years ago? That's insane.

Ryan and I were roommates first year. We didn't like each other much at first. I thought he was uptight (to be fair, he was). He thought I was an arrogant prick (to be fair, I was).

But I realized he's also one of the nicest people I've ever met, and he realized that on occasion I'm not an arrogant prick. We were roommates every year after that.

Rose came into the picture Sophomore year when Ryan met her at some fru fru charity event, making omelets or some shit, I don't remember. I liked her immediately. It became our goal to get Ryan piss drunk by the end of semester. 

We succeeded.

The three of us were inseparable for the rest of college.

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Piggy Back


Look at those adorable little bitches.













I kind of thought something might click for these two, but the timing was just.... Never quite right, I guess.

Piggy Back


Look at those adorable little bitches.













I kind of thought something might click for these two, but the timing was just.... Never quite right, I guess.

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Studying


So we studied (mainly Rose and Ryan), we partied (mainly Rose and I), we did the whole college thing.  We really loved it.

Then something happened we knew was coming but never really expected...

 

 

 






 

We graduated.

Studying


So we studied (mainly Rose and Ryan), we partied (mainly Rose and I), we did the whole college thing.  We really loved it.

Then something happened we knew was coming but never really expected...

 

 

 






 

We graduated.

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Graduation


We managed to stay close, for a while. But with Rose in a different city, time did what it does.  I keep in touch with her occasionally, but Ryan...
Well, Ryan needed to move on.  

So he did. And then, three years ago, I introduced him to my ex-girlfriend's roommate, Julia. I don't have pictures of her, because she's not in the play. Sorry. 

But she's great. Really great. And they're great together.  This weekend, they're getting married. Now, as a rule I think marriage before 35 is a huge mistake. But every now and then, it makes sense. And these two? They make sense.

It's going to be a perfect wedding...

Graduation


We managed to stay close, for a while. But with Rose in a different city, time did what it does.  I keep in touch with her occasionally, but Ryan...
Well, Ryan needed to move on.  

So he did. And then, three years ago, I introduced him to my ex-girlfriend's roommate, Julia. I don't have pictures of her, because she's not in the play. Sorry. 

But she's great. Really great. And they're great together.  This weekend, they're getting married. Now, as a rule I think marriage before 35 is a huge mistake. But every now and then, it makes sense. And these two? They make sense.

It's going to be a perfect wedding...

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Right?


Right?

Right?


Right?

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RIGHT?!


...RIGHT?!

RIGHT?!


...RIGHT?!